January 4th 2023
Who wants the Jordan poster?, the fur of undomesticated animals, allergic to sesame, returning items to Nordstroms, lighting the Hollywood sign at night, things found in human rectums, legal Vermont marijuana, a man with no state, Newsweek from 2003, another billion dollars for Nevada, Tom Brady and his son, The GOAT Kisser, a plastic covered ocean floor, GetHuman is a powderkeg, and gotta get the coin points.
December 20th 2022
Shoutout to south of the border UYD fans, the end of JAH-nathan's Poetry, Dan Fielding rides again, the first dentist in South Cheyenne Wyoming, revisiting 2013, the collective clitoral awareness, unmarking the beast, synthetic cocaine, Newjack laboratories, getting duped in video chat, like clits in the night, sexually harassing your boss, race realists, The Last Penis Related Study of 2022, Mother Clit, NFL's Covid Refund, Jonathan heading to Japan, and preserving Hobart.
December 20th 2022
The UYD Christmas Choir, The Hollywood Christmas Parade, MXQ LifeWater is the new Grindr, Christmas toffee, percentage of haunted houses in America, finding loaded guns in airports, everyday bug-out bags, Seth watches Avatar 2, cats love Juicy G, Clitsssss, JAH-nathan's Poetry, AI meets AC, chromium crushing, and raising the clit for 2023.
December 14th 2022
A testament to greatness, burying nuclear waste for 10,000 years, a land of Slender Mans, Happy Birthday Cap'n, droppin' copters in Ketchikan, dying in paradise, USA Today Snapshots, meaningful coincidences, everyone bawls in the psychosphere, suckling lagniappes, 2022 porn stats and searches, Flip That Jock 6, JAH-nathan's Poetry, The Zuckernerd Hospital, 17 years of podcasting, and living long enough for The Godfather rerelease.
December 14th 2022
The mandate is laughter, what do you call a Fatburger in France?, 25 things you don't know about Chris Redd?, USA Today Snapshots, best looking mugshots of the week, empathy robots, more Element voicemails, cockfighting on an exceptional scale, The 2023 Color of the Year, never helping a man in distress, no hooch for you, The Annual Screenplay Blacklist, preparing for Pandora, recording with your Ray-Bans, and JAH-nathan's Poetry.
November 29th 2022
Twinkie candy canes, nut puns, Tagalog Max Headroom, The Boil Down Sessions, 25 things you don't know about Jenna Bush Hager, coming from a place of murder, the least reliable automobile, corrupted by wealth, can canned water help the planet?, mainland suckers, brain damage sensing mouth guards, if we had fun then we won, a myopic world, can you taste the terps?, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Vegas tastes, and the trouble with leap-seconds.
November 29th 2022
Happy Birthday to The Sagi's, surviving Covid, brutal autumn, Hollywood's most henpecked husbands, Jeff Dunham's tiny people, not intended for eyes, giving money to the poor makes them happy, small hands on the killing floor, Tuno Melts, Mountain Don't, Cobra Cane, how big is a hunting party?, turnabout is deer play, JAH-nathan's Poetry, USA Today Snapshots, On Patrol: Live, buying weed in Arizona, Native No Mas, Boring Beverly Hills, and Nepo Babies don't want your life.
UYD: Ride again.
November 14th 2022
Life-taking emails, The Hit Kids, long term group chats, The Influencer Agreement, mispronouncing celebrity names, The 2023 AVN Award Nominees, wearing it better than Charli D'Amelio, still cheering for The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, The Long Night's Moon, deadly Samsung refrigerators, JAH-nathan's Poetry, knucking biting, USA Today Snapshots, the existence of X-Files, and praise the Cameltonians.
November 14th 2022
Counting up to 8 billion, nervous about visiting a weed shop?, overseas military slot machines, Lo Mein Mondays, saying goodbye to Parade Magazine, falling out of bed, the Sonoran Desert toad, bufo-breeding, Seth's bucket list, smearing the name of Kermit Castellanos, The Guilty Floor, it's easier to forget than remember, The Truth Baguette, JAH-nathan's Poetry, and beat-synchronized rats.
UYD: Nobody dies.
November 2nd 2022
The funniest billionaires, JAH-nathan's Poetry, wearing two separate socks, computers for olds, fucking the neanderthals to death, throwing bottle caps at monkeys, giving your child a smartphone, The Authentic Generation, the sweet spot of astrology, USA Today Snapshots, leaving your meat-body, losing fat and Fatty, illegally listening to UYD in Canada, Seth's TV Picks, animals teaching you how to love, rising for Judy Justice, watching TV on the internet, The Media Gandhi, and using Thanksgiving as pre-pro for New Years.
November 2nd 2022
Life is a highway, Seth picks up the 'rona, saying goodbye to Fatty, Happy Birthday Marcia, muling fall foliage, blowing an acorn, Pandoran Flakes, Ask Maryland, voting for mayor of LA, USA Today Snapshots, holiday flavored chips, JAH-nathan's Poetry, Nevada's casino winnings, thriving adults, the age at which you are unhappiest, radioactive schools, and the lottery ticket fractal.
UYD: Zoomed in too far, a couple of times.
October 11th 2022
Saving The Complex, 25 things you don't know about Jennifer Tilly, a home invasion captured during the podcast, USA Today Snapshots, cocaine or coffee?, too young to be healing, sending vibrations through an email, Talkin' Tilly's, The Patriot Awards, the original Toyota headquarters, dying from exhaustion, JAH-nathan's Poetry, UYD's science archives, The Spaghetti Challenge, The Covid Conquerors, limited edition gum flavors, the first Fatburger of the Congo, and beware of high magic.
October 11th 2022
Autumn support, on demand residuals, a young James Woods, Seth's writing credits, USA Today Snapshots, Satan's classroom, JAH-nathan's Poetry, The Red List of Threatened Species, Fuck Night at the zoo, finishing Columbo, we are pure energy, slowing the earth's spin, how do we know that time exists?, Seth's sound baths, The Vine American Party Store, plant-based creamers, The Aerosol Arts, and wide open throttles.
October 1st 2022
Waiting for your breakfast salad, taken over by Halloween, the countdown to Christmas, sexy Pinhead, I ain't ever scared, no one has friends on Linkedin, holiday themed potato chips, chimpanzee drummers, JAH-nathan's Poetry, you are traffic, saying goodbye to Dead & Company, the dangers of 3rd hand smoke, upcoming stamps, low energy crypto, growing purple tomatoes, and The Butterscotch Bandits.
October 1st 2022
No Namaste, the date on which you receive your fall foliage, vanilla TV remakes, defining 4D, Station 19 vs LA Trash Bins, Dreyer's vs Edy's, never getting duped by VR, JAH-nathan's Poetry, high powered laser facilities, you not allowed to watch Ring Nation, don't fuck with Astro, Customer Wars, riding along with Danny Brown, prime alligator season, The CIA Podcast, why are podcasts so popular?, earning a trillion dollars a month, kayaking in the LA River, and 100 years of The Hollywood Sign.